Complaints about being pregnant

I feel like complaining today. I feel like a giant whale or like someone put a sumo wrestling suit on me so I can't bend or really move. It reminds me of an episode of "The Office" (see below) I just watched the other night. I know that I signed up for this (as J keeps reminding me) but everyone needs/gets to complain sometimes right? Here is a list of things that just suck right now.

• waking up in the night because I am stiff and my hips hurt
• being woken up by a charlie horse they cause me to literately jump out of bed
• sneezing (if you have been pregnant you know what I am talking about)
• having to pee all the time including the middle of the night
• not being able to run, ride a bike, or other strenuous things.
• having a hard time do activities with Amber swinging her and many many other things I used to do that she likes.
• no being able to sit on the floor for more than like 30 seconds without feeling completely uncomfortable.
• the fun stuff that happens at the doctors office I will spare the details
• all the scary stories people tell you about complications with pregnancies of people they know
• you are more clumsy and your brain doesn't seem to work anymore
• the ground seems so so far away when you drop things all the time because of reason listed above
• people are always asking how you are feeling and how much longer you have (not something you want to think about I have to suffer all this for how much longer?)
• bumping into things with your belly because you underestimate how big you really are.

I know there is more but I will spare you. I guess that I can't just list the bad because there are a few pros about being pregnant too. Such as:

• you can get away with eating almost whatever you want (no alcohol, drugs...nothing I ever want to try)
• feeling the little person growing and moving inside you
• getting out of doing a few chores around the house because they require the use of strong chemicals (like when J got to do this)
• cute things with Amber bonding with baby sister, one example: Amber will kiss my belly because she wants to kiss little sister
• people are willing to help you or get out of your way more (I would move too I might take you out with my belly)
• pity leg rubs
• here is the very best of all when it is all over that I get a new little person to get to know and love. This is what makes it all worth it.